For The Masses:
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools