nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

Posted 2 minutes ago · via · © · with 49,735 notes

2x02 / 2x07

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sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

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Dad: I'm going out, you know the rules, right?
Me: Shoot first, ask questions later, and watch over Sammy.
Dad: ....
Dad: what
Me: what
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godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

Posted 6 minutes ago · via · © · with 265,174 notes

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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